Annie: I don't know, you know, I just... I would love to quit. I really would, but I...I can't leave Grayer. I can't. You're gonna think I'm totally crazy, but I feel really bad for her also. Do you think I'm crazy?
Harvard: Well, you know, you could be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. You ever heard of Patty Hearst?
Annie: Are you kidding?
Harvard: Yes. But I do think you should probably let me kiss you right about now.
Annie: What?
Harvard: Well...we're two blocks from your building. And once we get any closer, I won't be able to go near you. Which, to tell you the truth, is all I've really thought about since that day I saw you in that Betsy Ross getup.
Annie: That is really kinky and weird.
Harvard: You don't know the half of it.
*****
Annie: Good night.
Old lady in the elevator: Pleasant evening.
Annie: Yeah.
Harvard: Good night.
Look out for the...
(sound of broken vase)
Annie: Sorry.
*****
Annie: While doing field work, anthropologists have been known to lose themselves in the very society that they're studying, a phenomenon known as "going native." When this occurs, the proper course of action is to remove oneself ASAP. After my night with Harvard Hottie, it became quite obvious that my obsession with the Xs meant I'd gone native. Daydreaming in the park that day, I came to the conclusion that the only right thing to do was confront Mrs. X...and quit.
妙語佳句，活學(xué)活用
1. Stockholm Syndrome: 斯德哥爾摩綜合癥（被劫持人質(zhì)對劫持者產(chǎn)生好感并同情、寬容他）
