對很多青少年來說，暑假兼職是人生的必經(jīng)之路，他們在父母的勸勉之下，放下浮躁的心態(tài)，通過這堂寶貴的社會課堂學習責任感、正確的金錢觀，懂得刻苦努力的重要性。

不論你賺錢的目的是為了買自行車，購置人生第一輛私人汽車還是買一件畢業(yè)舞會上穿的禮服，開始投身到兼職中去時我們總是滿懷期待，希望能自由獨立起來，我們幾乎感覺自己已經(jīng)是合格的成年人了，可是，現(xiàn)實往往不盡如人愿。

美國脫口秀主持人Jimmy Fallon素來喜歡在社交網(wǎng)絡上發(fā)起各種傳奇式的標簽話題挑戰(zhàn)賽，他為我們做出了一項巨大的貢獻：請人們在社交網(wǎng)絡上分享他們最糟糕的暑假兼職經(jīng)歷。不用多說，大家曬出的段子里有不少貨真價實的經(jīng)典笑料。BoredPanda精選了一組上述段子，一起來看一看吧！

1. I worked at a historic site once where I had to dress as a bison and be chased by hordes of 5 year olds in a bison hunt. Once after being killed in the bison hunt I was breathing too heavily from running. One of them yelled ”it’s alive” and punched me in the face.

我在一個歷史博物館工作，要裝扮成野牛的樣子，在一個名為“捕獵野?！钡幕顒又斜灰蝗?歲的熊孩子狂追。有一次我被他們獵到后，他們把我“殺”了，可是，由于我剛被狂追了一陣，還在粗聲地喘氣，一個熊孩子大喊“它還活著”，然后在我臉上狠狠揍了一拳。

2. I was 10 and went to my grandfather farm he gave me 10$ to be a scar crow. I stood there in the sun yelling for an hour until my mom came and yelled at him.

我10歲的時候，去外公的農(nóng)場玩，他給了我10美元，讓我去扮稻田里的稻草人。于是我頂著大太陽在田里站了一個小時，還要大聲吼叫。直到我媽來了我才解脫，她還吼了我外公一頓。

3. I was hired at an elderly people’s home for patients with dementia. On my first day I accidently pressed the door button and the old people escaped. We had to run through town rounding them up.

我受雇在一個老年之家做兼職。那里的老人都有老年癡呆癥。入職第一天我不小心按了一個按鈕，把大門打開了，于是那些老人都逃了出去。我們不得不跑遍全鎮(zhèn)才把他們都捉回來。

4. As a public school teacher in North Carolina, I don’t make much money. So I had to deliver pizzas one summer. My second delivery was to one of my former students. Her first words,”what, you get fired?”

作為一個在卡羅來納州北部公立學校教書的老師，我收入微薄，一年暑假我不得不送披薩外賣賺錢。我的第二單生意送到了一個過去的學生家里。她看到我的第一句話是，“什么，你被炒魷魚了嗎？”

5. Working at a nursing home at 17 year old. A woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause It padded my butt and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved. She never allowed me in her room after that...

17歲的時候我曾經(jīng)在一個養(yǎng)老院做兼職，一個79歲的老奶奶控訴我偷竊還擅自穿了她的成人紙尿褲。她說我穿她的紙尿褲的目的是墊襯自己的屁股，讓我的屁股看起來像她的，好搶走她87歲的男朋友，她男朋友就喜歡那樣的屁股。從那之后她再也不讓我進她的房間了……

6. Had a job walking five chihuahuas. When they got tired, I had to carry them home. Two in my arm, two on my shoulders and one on my head.

要溜5只吉娃娃，它們走累了我還要把它們抱回家。兩只抱在手里，兩只搭在我肩膀上，還有一只騎在我的頭上。

7. When I had to play Kid (uncredited) every summer for 3 years.

連續(xù)3年每年夏天都去當群眾演員，每年演的都是“某小孩”。

8. I was babysitting two kids. One ran out the front door, one went out the back. When I ran around the house to find them, they ran back inside, locked me out, and turned the sprinklers on.

給兩個小孩當保姆。其中一個朝前門跑，一個往后門跑。為了找到他們我跑遍了整個屋子，他們又掉頭跑回來，把我關在外面，還把花園里的灑水器打開了。

9. I earned $30 working construction for a temp agency one day in college. When I finished, there was a $35 parking ticket on my car. I refer to it as the day I paid to work...

有一次在一個大學校園里為臨時工中介干活，賺了30美元。完工后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己要支付35美元的違規(guī)停車罰單。我把這一天稱作我掏錢工作的日子。

（來源：滬江英語）