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本片段劇情：茱莉亞的情人是一位相貌英俊的杰出醫(yī)生，但是這位完美的情人卻不能陪她過情人節(jié)；莉茲和杰森度過了美妙的一夜，看上去莉茲很喜歡杰森，但轉(zhuǎn)眼間莉茲就在手機里對著另一個人甜言蜜語……
影片對白：
Julia: Well, you do have a flaw after all.
Harrison: Oh yeah? What's that?
Julia: Your job.
Harrison: I thought women liked doctors.
Julia: We do like lab coats, but the flying around everywhere is not so good.
Harrison: I'm only going to San Francisco for one night.
Julia: Couldn't somebody else do it, just tonight?
Harrison: No, I'm the best. If it's any consolation, when I'm fixing his heart...you can hold mine.
Julia: Oh. Thank you. Thank you.
Harrison: Hey, what are you doing? No. I can't miss my plane. No.
Julia: I can't believe you're leaving me on Valentine's Day.
Harrison: You said you had something to do.
Julia: I do have something to do. I do have something to do. I just don't know that I wanna do it. You know my friend Kara?
Harrison: Which one's Kara?
Julia: Neurotic, hot mess. She throws this annual "I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner. It's a bit of a downer, actually.
Harrison: What's there to hate?
Julia: Nothing, if you're a handsome, divorced doctor. But for the rest of us single women, it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slap. It's the universe saying, "Look, remember when you were 14, and you had cystic acne and braces, and you played the saxophone in the marching band, and no one would invite you to the winter formal? Well, nothing's changed."
Harrison: I would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal. And then I would prescribe Retin-A for your skin.
Julia: That's why you're my valentine.
TV: (Kelvin says) So we have a professional here. I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories on Valentine's Day. Do you still believe in love? (Reed answers) Hell, yes. Love is the only shocking act left on the planet. (Kelvin says) Well, if he said it, folks, it must be true, because he is a florist.
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Jason: What is it?
Liz: You're up.
Jason: Did you get my good side?
Liz: I don't know. Roll over. Last night...
Jason: Was...?
Liz: Amazing.
Jason: Okay, thank you.
Liz: Well, I used to be a gymnast.
Jason: Well, that explains a lot.
Liz: Yeah, I didn't hurt you, right? You're so cute.
Jason: I thought you wanted to be a poet...not a photographer.
Liz: A girl can change her mind, Jason. That's how last night happened. Anyway, I could not write that photo.
Jason: Okay, yeah...Is my nose kind of--? It looks kind of big for my face.
Liz: I think that's L.A. talking. I think you have a great nose. My God. Is that the time?
Jason: What? What? No, it's 3 minutes fast. I don't like being late.
Liz: I have to go. I just--
Jason: Just like that?
Liz: Yeah, I'm sorry. I just--Skirt? Skirt, skirt, skirt. What? Oh right. I think I half-remember that. 3 minutes? Why not 5 minutes ahead?
Jason: I don't wanna seem eager. But, yeah, you know what? Stay. Hang out for a little bit. Maybe we can grab breakfast.
Liz: I knew it. Oh, I knew it.
Jason: What is that, techno?
Liz: What?
Jason: The ring.
Liz: Oh. No, I think it's, like, a little more retro. It's kind of '70s. Thank you so much for last night. I had a blast. And there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchen.
Jason: I think I'm out of coffee.
Liz: Yeah, you were. I borrowed some from your neighbor. By the way, she was very surprised you had female company, she thought that you were gay. Don't worry, I set her straight.
Jason: Bye.
Liz: Hi. Oh, I was thinking about you all night long. I'm sorry I didn't answer on the first ring. It's not my fault. I was thinking about what you were gonna do to me and I just couldn't wait. I didn't have a free hand. Oh, baby. You know just how Katia likes it. Well, it's Valentine's Day, sugar. How about something special? My roommate just gets home. Do you wanna have a threesome?
Woman: If he says yes, it'll take me a minute to change.
Liz: Ooh. I think that's a very good idea.
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Estelle: Edgar, we said we were not gonna give each other presents this year.
Edgar: I know, I lied.
Estelle: So did I.
Edgar: Wow.
妙語佳句 活學活用
1. neurotic: 神經(jīng)質(zhì)的。
2. downer: 令人悲哀（或沮喪）的經(jīng)歷?？匆幌吕樱篢he news of his friend's death was a real downer.（他朋友的死訊確實是個令人沮喪的消息。）downer也可以表示“令人沮喪的人或事物”或“連連失敗”，例如：The team is on a real downer.（這支球隊連戰(zhàn)連敗。）
3. cosmic: 無比巨大的，無限的，無窮盡的。和前面的giant合在一起，加重了語氣。影片中Julia說情人節(jié)對于那些大齡單身女子來說無異于一個巨大的耳光，是一種恥辱?？匆幌吕樱篶osmic loneliness（無限寂寞）。
4. cystic acne: 囊腫性痤瘡。
5. braces: 牙箍。
6. prescribe: 開（藥方）。請看例子：The doctors prescribed some pills for my cold.（為治感冒，醫(yī)生給我開了些藥片。）prescribe還有“規(guī)定，指定”的意思。例如：Do not prescribe to me what I'm going to do.（不要規(guī)定我做什么事。）
7. L.A. talking: 洛杉磯說法。因為洛杉磯人以注重人的外表著稱，所以按洛杉磯人過于苛刻的標準，Jason的鼻子也許有點大。
8. techno: 泰克諾音樂（一種利用電子技術演奏的節(jié)奏鮮明的舞曲）。
9. retro: 前不久剛流行過的，再度流行的。
10. have a blast: 玩得很開心。blast的意思是“歡樂，滿足”。看一下例子：We had a blast at the party last night.（昨天的晚會上我們玩得很熱鬧。）
11. threesome: 床上三人行。
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